Im gonna CUM

IT is at a state where you've been butt fucking LIVVY or some hot person but you better take your Willie dillie out before your melted ice cream cums out and making your girl prego and lose half your money.

GF- make sure you take your ding dong out of me "MOANS" before you cum
BF- ok here it cums
GF- when is it gonna cum out

MOM walks in

room floods with cum

Mom- omg your like a muslim your explosive

Dad- drowning "in cum"
GF- its in my booty hole

BFF walks in
BFF- drinks all the cum

DAD- dead

LIL sis thats 19-again!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAD as white as a ghost bc of cum
BF sees mom again

cum floods the whole house again

Grandma walks in

And drinks all the cum and out of the boy and girl and house

Grandma- that takes me back to the good ole days with me and grandpa last night.
Im gonna CUM

by DomiDICKs March 23, 2023

servers are gonna crash

When a guy suspects the servers are going to crash when printing one note pages.

SP: DUDE THE servers are gonna crash !
Everyone: Chill the fuck out!

by 123poopmeister January 19, 2011

I'm gonna use the restroom

It means what it fucking means

My Dad said "I'm gonna use the restroom" but he never came back

by Your Hentai Senpai June 16, 2017

I’m gonna fuck your mum

Something a 9-12 year old uses as a insult

“Shut up retard”. Na I’m gonna fuck your mum

by NOTATallirishman September 13, 2020

I'm gonna go play Battlefield

slang for "I'm going to have copious amounts of gay sex"

Person 1: I'm gonna go play Battlefield.
Person 2: Ok, have fun.

by fuzzbanks April 5, 2023

i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog

A phrase used for being discrete about masturbation

She got some nice Titties i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog.

by Seaker's loli October 30, 2018

i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend

You Just simply really wanna die today, but that sadly is not gonna happend, idk why you even searched this up, but ok lol.
P.S you also wasted your time reading this.

Person 1: i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend
Person 2: Don't we all?
Person 1: Shut up.

by im here, but im not here May 20, 2021