You strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. It provides you with ease of consumption. Warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex.
After my break up with Cori I really need to just make a goon udder and slowly give myself liver cancer, because a nice life is no longer an option for me.
by Socks22 July 16, 2017
Get the goon uddermug. a cheap exploit used to refer to a wide reciever playing kicker on the ncaa football series.Ofter before this kick the player will shout the goon is back for a warnig that there about to goon kick you. made famous by adi cards
hey jim why does it look like hes trying to goon kick me.player in background shouts the goon is back" oh shit" says jim.
by shiskobob September 29, 2012
Get the goon kickmug. Garvey: Where’s Marvey?
Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.
Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.
Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.
Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.
by tomatoBhutan April 26, 2023
Get the prestige gooningmug. an individual who is truly a wicked wrongdoer. They are widely regarded as an embodiment of sinisterness and evil.
by ibohammed eshak October 21, 2021
Get the dastardly goonmug. Typically young, 15-21 year old male who wears a hooded sweatshirt and often walks or stands with his hood up and hands in pockets, where he is almost always clutching a short barreled handgun. Super goons enjoy small caliber, .380 or .22. Super goons are often selectively mute, they utter short phrases at most and certainly NEVER talk to police under any circumstances, even under interrogation. They are nocturnal and extremely elusive- can often appear or disappear into the darkness with ease. Often the culprit behind crime spikes in cities, a super goon may be the last person you see in your life, if you have cheated the wrong person
This dude Andre sold me lean that turned out to be shampoo, he won’t enjoy his hustle for long- I’ve got my super goons parked on his street
by Jiiiimboo June 27, 2021
Get the Super Goonmug. Local Gang in Clarksburg, West Virginia. Known for distribution of illicit substances and roaming the streets at night. The name comes from the district they live in; “ Broadway Avenue “
by S8BG4L April 14, 2022
Get the Broadway Goonsmug. To be unable to stand, walk, or speak, making one forget last nights party from the influence of alcohol.
by Wayne Gooned August 25, 2010
Get the Wayne Goonedmug.