by goonwagon October 02, 2014
What happens when you misspell “gonna fall” and a group chat full of bored college students decides to poke fun at it. Only true goons fall ask if there’s class this week.
by Trapman39 May 13, 2020
To be unable to stand, walk, or speak, making one forget last nights party from the influence of alcohol.
by Wayne Gooned August 25, 2010
by shesparalytic October 26, 2018
Garvey: Where’s Marvey?
Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.
Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.
Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.
Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.
by tomatoBhutan April 26, 2023
a cheap exploit used to refer to a wide reciever playing kicker on the ncaa football series.Ofter before this kick the player will shout the goon is back for a warnig that there about to goon kick you. made famous by adi cards
hey jim why does it look like hes trying to goon kick me.player in background shouts the goon is back" oh shit" says jim.
by shiskobob April 26, 2012
You strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. It provides you with ease of consumption. Warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex.
After my break up with Cori I really need to just make a goon udder and slowly give myself liver cancer, because a nice life is no longer an option for me.
by Socks22 July 15, 2017