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google unearth

When you use google earth to covertly find out where potential matches live that you have met on internet dating sites. You look on their street, check out their house and sometimes even see what car they drive. THEN, you make the decision whether or not you want to meet them.
After I 'google unearthed' him, I found out that he lived in the 'ghetto'! OMFG, I don't want to meet him now! OR Wow, you should have seen the place I 'google unearthed' today. He's a definite 'YESSSSSSS'
by Pattio November 15, 2010
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Google doctorate

knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience
Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.

Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!
by GOOGPHD January 5, 2012
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Google-izer

A person who retains zero knowledge and must Google everything, including the simplest, most ridiculous things and things most people wouldn't care to know.
Google-izer: I'm going to Google the definition of a rock.

Google-izer: I wonder how many 5 letter words have the letter 'a' in it. I'm going to Google that.

Google-izer: When is the ideal time to go poo. I bet Google has an answer. Let me check.
by Hawkyguy March 21, 2012
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Google silence

When engaged in online text conversation, the silence while a participant googles a word or question in the conversation as they don't know themselves and are embarrassed.
Adam was forced into Google silence while he googled the meaning of the word antidisestablishmentarianism.
by adamscybot August 1, 2012
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google guy

Someone who is great in googling things.
Hey! You know what, feed me any word and I will find out what it means. I am a google guy!
by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013
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Google take the wheel

When a group of people use Google to resolve any debate or argument without checking any other source of information, thereby recognizing Google and it's divine power as the greatest source of information in existence, they let Google take the wheel. Based off of the popular Carrie Underwood song "Jesus take the wheel".
My wife - "We should have turned at that last red light".
Me- "No, we won't turn again until we get to Florida".
My wife- "I'm positive you should have turned at the last red light".
Me- "That's fine . Why don't you get online and enter the address. We will let Google take the wheel and see where we end up turning".
My wife - "You were right, I was wrong. "
by stone definition August 5, 2014
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Google Brain

To have a Google Brain (negative connotation):

When you no longer commit things to memory, and rely, instead, on Google for everything.
I can't remember how to do that. I have Google Brain.

Sorry, my memory is crap. I have Google Brain.
by KeepThinking January 7, 2016
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