goofy hand phantom style

When you sit on your nondominant hand until it is numb. Once numb, use it to masterbate. It will feel like a handjob.

She wouldn't give me a handjob, so I had to do a goofy hand phantom style on myself

by swiggityswag6969 May 20, 2014

goofen around

When two close friends fuck

Me and Patty where caught goofen around behind the barn

by My dog's red rocket December 31, 2016

Goofy ass bitch

Someone who falls asleep with they clown outfit and makeup on (Rosa)

You see that goofy ass bitch

Rosa or Micheal?
Both bitch

by Azurie bright September 12, 2019

Goofy Suck

When your partner gives you head so good it makes you stupid.

“Man I had this chick give me the Goofy Suck last night, and my IQ dropped 10 digits!”

by George The Fox July 18, 2020

Goofy

When Somone is doing somthing funny but not funny at the sametime

Stop being goofy dayln before you before you turn goofy

by E_eizzle October 26, 2020

Don goofed

When you make a silly mistake or accident commonly used when your playing video games and you make a stupid mistake.

In a group game and you misclick resulting on the whole game to be throw off.
You: aw crap guys I don goofed sorry
Group: dammit carl!

by Ms.V June 29, 2016

Goofy Turtle

When a man puts his non-erect penis into a womans vagina and waits until arousal makes it stiffen

"She wanted to cuddle so i gave her the goofy turtle."

by Mighk April 12, 2007