Gourd Head

A person with a head shaped like a gourd, or perhaps a squash.

"Millie Bobby-Brown is kind of a Gourd Head, I don't know what else to say about it."

by MillyBobbyGourdHead November 27, 2025

mitch goertzen

To many, Mitch is still a mystery, but to his psychiatrists, they believe he can still be saved.
See also "hardcore"

That's almost as hardcore as Mitch Goertzen.

by Hinkley September 5, 2008

Spencer Gort

1) one who excessive exaggerates one up situations
2) That Guy

Me- I drank twenty beers that most I've ever drank in my life.
Him- NO NO, I drank a thirty of key and twenty shots... NO Problem (that guy)
Me- Dude you totally Spencer Gort'd Me!!!

by Spencer Gort December 4, 2009

dirty gourd

a pg way to call someone a dirty whore.

Melissa: "You wanna play darts?"
Liz: "Not with you, you dirty gourd!"
Melissa: "Did you just call me a dirty whore?!?"
Liz: "No. I said dirty gourd, like a pumpkin."

by lizaroni0520 February 3, 2010

semi-gourmet cook

A person who, in thought, can cook food like a real human being, but never the less being a brain dead retard whom you might want to punch in the face shortly after employment starts and can't

We've just hired a new semi-gourmet cook! Hes GREAT, but ide like to punch the hack, wanna be mac and cheese cook in the face.

Semi gourmet cooking with Sandra Lee (reference the food network)

by Chef omega November 3, 2010

chocolate gogurt slinger

While having sex dogy style and partner begins to shit, and you have to ejaculate you pull out immediately an sling shit an jizz everywhere

I pulled out an slung shit an jizz slung everywhere chocolate gogurt slinger

by Theredneck39ajf September 23, 2016

Balls gourmet

When an alfa-male is having sexual intercourse with his female while her red velvet is in bloom and his sweaty balls are slapping her fany pack , creating an image similar to that , of a gourmet meatballs with tomato sauce.

We had aballs gourmet with my wife yesterday, we had to change the mattress today.

by kur40 July 20, 2017