Funeranading is when the priest at your grandfather's funeral pulls out the urban dictionary more than once
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how people from a parallel universe imagine our universe
(coined after the hoi4 mod fuhrerreich, go look it up)
(coined after the hoi4 mod fuhrerreich, go look it up)
“what if the central powers lost ww1” (said by someone from a world where they won ww1 like in fuhrerreich effect)
by Nick “BlindingSign” Skottex March 7, 2024
Get the fuhrerreich effect mug.The wife and I sold our old house and were reminiscing about different things we liked about it, as we are currently remodeling our new house. We then started to futernisce about our plans for the new addition, and now have a pool on the way.
Futernisce: to give thoughts and plans to become reality., opposite of reminiscing. Futerniscing about your goals and dreams will become a reality, if you put in the hard work.
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Futernisce: to give thoughts and plans to become reality., opposite of reminiscing. Futerniscing about your goals and dreams will become a reality, if you put in the hard work.
by Gatorlog May 1, 2024
Get the futernisce mug.Aunt Enya stood by her husband's casket, tears cascading down her grief-stricken face as the wails of the women in the family filled the room. The air was heavy with sorrow, the weight of loss palpable in the mournful atmosphere.
Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.
One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.
In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.
Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.
One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.
In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.
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