Fucking fuck fuck

When a day just can't get any worse, but you know it will,
When shits stacked to the ceiling, and then some,
How I like to start most days!

As the shit,whatever shit it may be, hits the fan-Fucking fuck fuck

by Broke And Ugly October 13, 2006

fucking yank

What every 1 says when sumthing goes wrong or when they think there hard by callin us brits tea-sipping 'shmucks', but guess wat? your all cunts!!!!!

a lesser race of this planet. if you see 1, call em a FUCKING YANK

by Phillip Stone April 30, 2004

fucking moron

One who fails to realize the difference between an intelligent argument and a string of profanities.

On the Newgrounds forums, the user 70TA is a fucking moron

by Chaoslight November 8, 2003

fucking by the book

Having sex by doing it by the book: the way porn stars everywhere seem to have a generic routine to fuck each other nowadays.

First: boob tease
2nd: Blow Job
3rd: Girl Strips
4th: Eating out the girl
5: Hardcore Sex
6th: Spanking
7th: Jizzing in her face as you beat off

Girl: So how do you wanna do this baby?
Boy: Let's start fucking by the book from now on.
Girl: What book? The Kama Sutra?
Boy: No, the way they keep doing it in my porn.
Girl: WTF??? wait. ok...

by Rahul55 August 17, 2008

fucking bitch

A combination of the words fuck and bitch that when put together make something that is PURE EVIL!!!!

Fuck you man, fuck you! You know the fuck what, you're a FUCKING BITCH!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

Fucking Math

Math for every day use.

Fucking Math:

alcohol * (man + woman) - contraceptive + 9months = baby

man + man = sore ass

woman + woman = scissors

by EntropicSoul August 16, 2010

fucking retard

a very stupid person who acts selfishly, childishly, or immaturely. Does not technically refer to the mentally disabled. When reading this definition, you may think of someone in particular. Chances are, that person fits the criteria of a fucking retard.

Joe Smith: You know that guy who is really stupid and immature?
James Smith: Oh, that fucking retard Allan Evans?
John Smith: Who else would I be talking about!

by sickofbullshit December 11, 2012