gametime shower

a shower taken when you are about to be part of an important event such as a party, or when you are going to tackle a challenge. the shower is not done till you leave the bathroom

for the duration of the shower you may use your best soap, wash cloth, toothpaste, etc.

if you do not come out of the shower with your game face on, you did it wrong

possibly the best shower known to man
(don't forget to gaze into the mirror)

Jeff was late for his own party because he was in the gametime shower.

by handsomevirgil February 27, 2010

shower cream

When a guy cums on your face whist in the shower together

"Wendall shower creamed all over me right after I washed my hair."

by wendallthepussyslayer August 21, 2016

Lash Shower

Where you have a shower and take alcohol to drink while washing.

Just gonna go have a quick lash shower before an epic Matlock prelash!

by Lash showerer May 5, 2010

A shower of cunts

Colloquialism/collective noun

1. A description of the current British political system.

2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents

The back-door privatisation of the NHS is testament to the fact we have a shower of cunts we have to deal with.

by dizzyeyedbex October 19, 2016

shower shit

when someone, usually a man, takes such a nasty disgusting shit that a shower is needed when finished to feel clean again

I had a shower shit today from that mexican food last night.

by Johnny Tats December 8, 2007

brown shower

To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practise is common amongst members of the bdsm community.

Sandra straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. He had noticed in her sex-contact magazine advertisment that she enjoyed yellow and brown.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

bro showers

A hoard of bros, who not only stroll down the halls together screaming obnoxious obscenities, but also monopolize the showers with their communal chants and brotherly affection.

I couldn't take a dump when the bro showers were happening because their incessant shouting made my shit scared.

by charlie_sheen March 21, 2011