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floppy chip

A kissing technique that involves shoving your tongue to the back of the other person throat and flicking their uvula so it swings and then frantically move your tongue up and down so when you pull away there is a string of saliva between you
Did you see Gary kiss Tanisha. Man used that floppy chip shit proper drowned her
by Arthur christmas init January 22, 2021
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The floppy orangutan

When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!
"I can't wait to go to zac's house and do The Floppy Orangutan!"
by Oscar felangie October 5, 2016
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The Floppy Golf Club

The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in
My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.
by Uncon_Cabbage January 4, 2024
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floppy talk

Conversation about computer stuff which has reached the level of detail that average person don't understand.
John: ''Usually that CPU would be enough, but i require at least 8 TFlops and that's without streaming.''
Peter: ''I heard that 7th gen will fall on knees before AMD's Ryzen. I might even switch. Benchmarks seems promising.''
Mary: ''There goes the FLOPPY TALK again. Wanna get some drinks, Jane?''
by floppy man April 15, 2017
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Floppy donkey

When a cock is so big, it flops and sways around like a donkey dick
by Madmonk210 September 17, 2023
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floppy wapdego

A large, floppy, and nasty vagina.
by cock meister July 30, 2012
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