Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022

floating bubble

A cute person that like to burp loudly in social settings and laugh about it without excusing themselves.
Most people think they are crazy, only a few get the joke.

i.e.

SAM: Mary was such a floating bubble today.
HARRY: Really? how childish of her.

by lafartola May 14, 2015

Meatball float

When a guy gets a boner in a pool or hot tub

“I was at the local pool and this hot chick swam past me and dude I swear I had the hugest meatball float and it was so embarrassing. Couldn’t help it I guess”

by foxyjade47 September 10, 2018

Float

When you exale smoke as slowly as possible

Take a hit and try a float bro

by possiblylewisholms November 19, 2017

Base floats

A shitter on bo3 who thinks he is good when he barely gets 20 kills

Damn, He pulled a Base Floats

by Kortly June 12, 2020

Float

To casually cruise around town to find something to do or riding around with no destination due to being bored.

Damn it’s nothing to do let’s just go float around

by 678tre July 18, 2018

Buckham Float

A type of sweet confectionery from the deep depths of sunderland or mowbray depending on the day. It consists of a tall glass of the finest Hayden Buckham urine and a nice “Log” from Nathan Buckham to top it off, Resembling an ice cream float.

“i just scranned a buckham float”
“order me a double”

by MIKE OXLONGGGGGG May 7, 2023