Sharon performed oral fellatio on all the guys at the party. Kelly said Sharon is just in love with sucking cocks.
by got trophy head November 27, 2009
Get the ORAL FELLATIO mug.Someone who is worse than a douchebag. Kinda like a bag full of felched out semen from an asshole. Suck, spit, suck, spit. And that person is the bag that holds the freshly sucked anal dwelling semen.
That felchbag put a huge wing on the back of his 240. It now looks like a shopping cart.
If you weren't such a felchbag, you would drive a real car, instead of that anemic 4 banger with a snail.
If you weren't such a felchbag, you would drive a real car, instead of that anemic 4 banger with a snail.
by 240's are weak August 22, 2007
Get the felchbag mug.Felecrescology is the study of cat growing. The word is derived from the Latin feles,felis F., meaning "cat" and cresco,crescere, crevi, cretum, meaning "to grow". Under normal conditions, cats usually reproduce though sexual reproduction like other mammals. But under ideal circumstances, including proper ultraviolet light wavelength (337nm), fertile soil (preferably in a ceramic pot), and the proper concentration of catalizer(a fertilizer consisting of milk, cat blood, and catnip), a cat can actually be grown. Felecrescologists, as of 2007, have observed that cat D.N.A. has the unusual ability to form a zygote that can develop without a uterus, using the nutrients in the soil as a placenta. All that is needed to grow a cat is an article containing feline D.N.A., such as feces, hairballs, or whiskers, and the ideal conditions previously outlined. Since felecrescology is a new science, felecrescologists are still studying this rare phenomenon and researching other animals that may exhibit the same behaviors.
I am a Felecrescologist and I study Felecrescology. but none of my friends believe it is possible to grow cats, so I guess they will be destined for eternal damnation.
by Comrade Colin January 12, 2008
Get the Felecrescology mug.The act of upgrading a misdemeanor charge to a felony. This is usually because there are prior convictions for the same crime. In a drug case, it could be because the drug quantity ended up being greater than originally thought, and a felony amount.
Damn, I got caught with a bag of weed. The cops of the scene thought it was a misdemeanor amount. When the lab weighed it, it came back heavy and they felonized me!
I caught a DUI, and because I have three priors, they felonized this one.
I caught a DUI, and because I have three priors, they felonized this one.
by Joe Bod August 1, 2010
Get the felonize mug.The best body a female can have. A female who really takes care of herself. Perfectly sculpted from her head down to her toes. Large breasts (supple and symmetrical) and a big butt (not too big but well rounded). Curvy, but not fat. Has nice legs (no cellulite). Basically a body like a coke bottle. Every part of her body has been tastefully calculated with the utmost of precision by the great lord himself. Everything is beautifully proportional and when combined with a cute face and a sexy smile this just makes for the total package!
Mike: Hey Chris, did you see Michelle walking down the hall today at school?!?!
Chris: Why no Mike, it is to my dismay I have not seen Michelle at all this fine morning. Please enlighten me.
Mike: Dude, she was wearing these tight blue jeans with this super sexy white top. Absolutely perfect body. You should have seen her... OHH MY LORD. Bro, this girl is so felumptious!!! By far the most gorgeous girl at school.
Chris: Wow Mike, that sounds so incredibly and utterly amazing I think I would have cut myself whilst squirting lemon juice into my open flesh woulds just to catch a glimpse of this beauty!
Chris: Why no Mike, it is to my dismay I have not seen Michelle at all this fine morning. Please enlighten me.
Mike: Dude, she was wearing these tight blue jeans with this super sexy white top. Absolutely perfect body. You should have seen her... OHH MY LORD. Bro, this girl is so felumptious!!! By far the most gorgeous girl at school.
Chris: Wow Mike, that sounds so incredibly and utterly amazing I think I would have cut myself whilst squirting lemon juice into my open flesh woulds just to catch a glimpse of this beauty!
by snox28 December 7, 2010
Get the felumptious mug.1) Someone who is sexually attracted to cats (see Catophile).
2) Someone who is obsessed with cats so much that they feel the need to constantly make references to them.
2) Someone who is obsessed with cats so much that they feel the need to constantly make references to them.
1) Felineophile Human: 'Woah! Look at that kitty struttin' over there, what a sexy tiger MRAOW! :D'
Kitty: 'Miaow? :S'
2) Sally: 'Don't you just wish we had tails just like cats do? Wouldn't that just be like soo cool?'
Molly: 'Err, yeah, sure Sally...'
Sally: 'You know I just love cats, right? If I get reincarnated, I wanna become a cat!'
Molly: '...'
Kitty: 'Miaow? :S'
2) Sally: 'Don't you just wish we had tails just like cats do? Wouldn't that just be like soo cool?'
Molly: 'Err, yeah, sure Sally...'
Sally: 'You know I just love cats, right? If I get reincarnated, I wanna become a cat!'
Molly: '...'
by Captain Capable December 8, 2011
Get the Felineophile mug.Felix Lowe is a retard, legit. He fucked his mom at the age of 4 and got put into a mental asylum. He has no family nor friends because all he does in the mental asylum is watch porn.
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