Koume Feet 

Based on anime character, koume shirasaka, from some shitty idol anime. When something is wicked cool or if an incel gets a hint of good luck going their way, they use this term as a way to show their excitement because feet is everything in their weird fetishist world.

Bro 1: heeeeey dude just got this number from this wicked hot chick!
Bro 2: woooooah dude that is totally Koume feet!

Koume Feet by MisterNeet January 16, 2019

report card feet

When a person, usually a basketball or soccer player, wears multiple nike socks over each other, creating a row of check marks below each other. The resulting image resembles a report card with multiple rows of check marks.

Yo, did you see that kid's feet?

Yeah, thats a classic example of report card feet. I wonder if his report card has as many checks as those socks.

report card feet by Pair of Pants December 23, 2010

a little light on his feet 

Effete, a bit of a poof, possibly homosexual

The fellow professes to be happily married, but he's a little light on his feet, if you ask me.

a little light on his feet by octopod July 16, 2011

Dick Feet 

An insult implying that the person or persons have dicks for feet.
Can also be known as Cock-Toes.

Person 1: I just brought A Nissan.
Person 2: Dick Feet.

Dick Feet by Mexican Tequila Death September 1, 2009

non-caring feet 

Feet that can range from Men's size 9-11 because they simply do not care which size they are. (especially helpful when in need of borrowing a pair of shoes)

Dude, can I borrow your shoes for gym?
Sure! Wait, what size are you?
Oh, I have non-caring feet.


My feet aren't small, they're just non-caring feet. What, you've never heard of that?

non-caring feet by myfeetdontcare90 January 5, 2009

Wheelchair feet 

Feet that are so soft and supple, it's as if they've never been walked on. Callus and odour free with the sweet taste of cotton candy between the toes.

After the date, she confidently slipped off her shoes and revealed her wheelchair feet to him. He’d never seen such beautiful feet in his life.

"Your feet are flawless. They are wheelchair feet"

Wheelchair feet by peepuck2 January 1, 2012

where's the feet

PG version of "WTF" or "what the fuck?!"

*Four midgets riding a baby elephant through Central Park.*

Casual Observer: ...where's the feet?!

where's the feet by dubhead September 7, 2007