Company Fat is a term used to describe personnel and/or policies that are unnecessary for a company to operate. Most of the time, the company fat causes a decrease in operating effectiveness and efficiency. Much like body fat, too much Company Fat can cause the arteries of a company to clog, ultimately hitting its bottom line (the heart).
Michael: Good. (starts to walk away, then turns around) Oh, yeah, also, about budget stuff. Um, I going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.
Angela: But we don't keep two sets of books.
Michael: Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
(Michael walks away)
Later...
Angela: Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
Oscar: Yes?
Angela: ...that has three people...
Oscar: Yeah?
Angela: ...doing the work, that could be done by two.
Oscar: This is great.
(Angela slowly shakes her head)
(Oscar looks around)
Oscar: Oh.
Kevin: (knowingly) Yeah. (with emphasis) Oh.
*There is Company Fat in the accounting department at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.
Angela: But we don't keep two sets of books.
Michael: Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
(Michael walks away)
Later...
Angela: Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
Oscar: Yes?
Angela: ...that has three people...
Oscar: Yeah?
Angela: ...doing the work, that could be done by two.
Oscar: This is great.
(Angela slowly shakes her head)
(Oscar looks around)
Oscar: Oh.
Kevin: (knowingly) Yeah. (with emphasis) Oh.
*There is Company Fat in the accounting department at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.
by tcufrog08 June 24, 2008
When you see someone in a gym that has really lean arms and legs and looks fit in shorts and a singlet, but when they take their shirt off they have a chubby stomach and back fat. The person is said to be 'sneaky fat'.
by Marcus Davidsson March 08, 2009
So in the beginning of time. There was always Fat Pikachu. He was the warmth in the coldness of space. He was the light in the darkness. Then the Big Bang happened. Afterward there was more Fat Pikachu than the world knew what to do with. The world needed faith, and Fat Pikachu provided that hope for millions. Fat Pikachu, was a healer for the sick. He provided food for the starving. He was and always will be the light in every Pokémon trainer. Fat Pikachu is real, and he’s always happy to see you!
by FatPikachuFan25 May 15, 2019
1. A long ass time. (Requires extra emphasis on the "fat") Typically used to refer to how long you've been waiting on someone, often for drugs. The fat minute delay is usually caused by a girl named Kat blowing a Xany with the money she just made off of you.
2. Also can be used in the abstract to refer to a long period of time as in several days or weeks.
2. Also can be used in the abstract to refer to a long period of time as in several days or weeks.
Ex: 1
Fiend: Here's 50 bucks go get those dog bones.
Kat: Ok, I'll be right back.
Fiend: (After ~ 15 minutes) You were in there a for fat minute.
Kat: *sniff* Ya I know right, the bitch was all barrd out and just kept counting them over and over idk..you should like smoke with me or somethin for getting these for you. *sniff*
Fiend: Ya... I'll have to hit you up later.
Kat: Bet.
Ex 2:
Fiend2: Dude we haven't gotten barred out in a fat minute, you should hit up Kat.
Fiend: Here's 50 bucks go get those dog bones.
Kat: Ok, I'll be right back.
Fiend: (After ~ 15 minutes) You were in there a for fat minute.
Kat: *sniff* Ya I know right, the bitch was all barrd out and just kept counting them over and over idk..you should like smoke with me or somethin for getting these for you. *sniff*
Fiend: Ya... I'll have to hit you up later.
Kat: Bet.
Ex 2:
Fiend2: Dude we haven't gotten barred out in a fat minute, you should hit up Kat.
by Wichititty February 19, 2012
Hey miller. how are the cotton fields today
Miller: I don't know panda, I'm just a fat nigger who smokes meth.
Miller: I don't know panda, I'm just a fat nigger who smokes meth.
by Ashookbumhole November 11, 2022
1 The state of having a massively inflated head on a talentless body.
2 It can also define the beating up of younger members of society
3 A incredibly crude act of a sexual nature involving cake and cars
2 It can also define the beating up of younger members of society
3 A incredibly crude act of a sexual nature involving cake and cars
Man: I hate those little kids over there, look at them.
Other man: Don't worry, i'll fat killian them.
Other man: Don't worry, i'll fat killian them.
by Daragh derp November 13, 2010
Feels and Thrills. A conversation where deep thoughts and good times are shared – typically on topics that improve and deepens the understanding and relationship between the people involved in the conversation (usually between two).
by pseudoneglect May 30, 2016