My older teenage cousin, Donnie, taught me all abut masturbation, and ever since, it's been my hobby!
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"Hey Joe, are you going to perform masturbation today?"
Joe: "Well im not getting much action, so fuck it ill wax my carrot!"
Joe: "Well im not getting much action, so fuck it ill wax my carrot!"
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MASTURBATION TIPS
1. Make sure you are in a warm place (e.g: underneath your duvet) and also you are in a place where no1 can see u or disturb u.
2. If you have a male partner, make sure he is available because he could be very handy....
- to start off, you have to stretch your legs open wide (like you are having a baby)
3. start by stripping your bottom half (trousers n pantz)
4. get sum thick saliva from your mouth n place it on ur clitoris and vaginal opening
5. press ur clitoris for 10 secondz or less
6. start breathing lyk ur out of breath (slowly, then get a bit faster)
7. while doing this, rub ur clitoris from left to right with ur right hand (slowly do this, then get faster)
8. as you feel like you are starting to feel pleasure, get your man to go under your legs and get him to rub his penis around your vaginal opening.
9. when you feel the immense rush of pleasure, get ur man to do it with you (hav sex)
!!...ENJOY...!!
TiP: BEFORE DOING THESE WHOLE INSTRUCTIONS, IT IS BEST TO HAVE AN INTENTION OF HAVING SEX.
1. Make sure you are in a warm place (e.g: underneath your duvet) and also you are in a place where no1 can see u or disturb u.
2. If you have a male partner, make sure he is available because he could be very handy....
- to start off, you have to stretch your legs open wide (like you are having a baby)
3. start by stripping your bottom half (trousers n pantz)
4. get sum thick saliva from your mouth n place it on ur clitoris and vaginal opening
5. press ur clitoris for 10 secondz or less
6. start breathing lyk ur out of breath (slowly, then get a bit faster)
7. while doing this, rub ur clitoris from left to right with ur right hand (slowly do this, then get faster)
8. as you feel like you are starting to feel pleasure, get your man to go under your legs and get him to rub his penis around your vaginal opening.
9. when you feel the immense rush of pleasure, get ur man to do it with you (hav sex)
!!...ENJOY...!!
TiP: BEFORE DOING THESE WHOLE INSTRUCTIONS, IT IS BEST TO HAVE AN INTENTION OF HAVING SEX.
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"I love pasturbation to some hott fatties and some sexy ladies doin' horses."
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