Turkey farm

A noisy location where one cannot understand the topic of discussion of those in that location.
SCREAM It sure as hell is a turkey farm here.
by The Master of Nothing July 04, 2016
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farm fun

Where a farmer and his lady resort to sex at a farm location in most cases a tractor. Farmer gets completely naked as does his lady however, he puts his boots back on for maximum grip and foot protection to ensure maximum penetration.
Did you hear joe and stephanie ditched the party last night for a little farm fun on his dad's John Deere?
by Thefarmboygettinit February 07, 2014
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Prostate Farm

What you get when you merge the insurance of Progressive, All State, and State Farm.
Guy: "What's your insurance plan?"
Guy 2: I have a prostate farm."
by HawaiiPDX March 09, 2021
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farm internet

when you internet is so slow it's like you live on the farm
Dam Ben! Why you still paying for this farm internet - upgrade man!
by daads1234 January 17, 2018
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body farm

An auto-generated name for an online storage solution, involving many possible locations to store items in allotted spaces
"it's a body farm"
by Ben McHowarth February 19, 2022
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maggot farming

The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.
Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.
by Uncle Phatty June 24, 2018
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pity farming

an exaggerated display of emotions with the intent to garner sympathy for oneself
In “To Kill a MockingbirdMayella Ewell engaged in pity farming on the witness stand.
by skuffed_up March 01, 2023
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