fundeployment

When you're in the army and you're excited to go to the desert to work on your base tan

Can you believe the army is letting Curtis take his fundeployment after only 3 years?

by napamobile April 4, 2017

Fundie

A Tampa, Florida, based website that has a presence on facebook SFLBlog; noted for observing the Independent Baptist weirdness as the factions within these congregations vary. The light blue blog on wordpress weighed in on one of the same churches a year earlier in 2014. This one had the gall to include a video from the said church where they were doing one known as "The Bible Stands" as the blog related how they changed it to "The King James Bible Stands."

The commentary on the link known as "Six Degrees of Separation" were discussing the journalistic investigative report known as Preying from the Pulpit. In 2013 they showed a website known as "Bible Ray Says" as it's an Independent Baptist site that follows the teachings of Peter S. Ruckman (don't ask on the last one! He teaches how Satan knocked up Eve to produce Cain.) Fundie is the slang for Independent Fundamental Baptist; as they often portray The Devil as being with red skin and resembling the Roman God, Pan. These congregations often mock academia and promote pseudo-academia.

It was by sheer chance I found that website; as I did the in depth blog on wordpress known as "King James Only Examined" in the summer of 2014. I had seen others weigh in on the King James Only Movement over the years and Independent Baptist congregations. The website by sheer chance I found was the weird news blogger, Stuff Fundies Like, as they also weighed in on the same church I did but featured one of their YouTube videos going far back as 2009. What's even weirder is the page KJV 1611 which is managed by the said church has about 187K followers as the son of the minister is a follower of the cybervangelist I weighed in on in the piece "Am I Making This Up?" The father did puff piece of Gail Riplinger in his sermon who was busted for being a compulsive liar and slandered people posthumously as David Cloud did a piece on her speaking of her vivid imagination.

by illinoishorrorman February 11, 2018

funded engagement

n. A marital engagement under which the housing and living expenses of one fiance are covered by the other.

No matter how good your proposal is, she won't say 'yes' unless you agree to shack-up and make this a full-on funded engagement.

by Dkr. J February 23, 2018

funded fiancée

n. feminine (for sticklers), (masculine: funded fiancé): An engaged individual whose housing and living costs are completely covered by the opposite party in the engagement.

What does Joe's fiancée do for a living? She's a funded fiancée. I think she volunteers somewhere.

by Dkr. J February 23, 2018

fundem

1: noun - A peer group that an individual visits exclusively to have fun with

"Gonna hang with my fundem tonight, yeah"

"Are they your friends?"

"No, they're just my fundem!"

by Bob the psychologist June 15, 2018

Fundafloos

Atlanta BeltLine bitties with no purpose on the BeltLine.

Sammy C: Those damn fundafloos have formed a choke-stone at the ponce city market again!

Paul D: Ten-Four good buddy. I'll bring those fundafloos something to choke on!

by pablohornyae August 15, 2018

Funderthucked

When a BAMF is playing a multi-player first-person shooter game online like Battlefield or Call of Duty, and he/she goes on a long killing spree (i.e. gets a total of 20 or more kills) before dying.

A phrase an online gamer might use to intimidate and/or express his/her total domination of the opposing team when total kills exceed 20 or more without dying: "Yeah Noobs, that's right - you've been Funderthucked!"

by funderthuck October 3, 2018