GOD

I MAN

I AM GOD

by naomi poooop November 6, 2020

God

Something that doesn't exist

Kid: Hey! You should read the bible!
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.

by OMGLOLXD June 10, 2018

God

Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god

Soooo yeah god be killin loads of people

by Mag1karpMan January 17, 2019

God

A being who can suck my dick

if you see God they are obligated to suck you dick, even if you do not have one

by fancygoblin December 11, 2022

God

The guy you kick out of your life until you get screwed.

God is real.

by Lil yacht October 5, 2020

God

Harry edward styles.

Did u see god in a dress on a vogue cover??!
Oh yea, he fucking rocked it.

by Harrystylespinktoothbrush April 1, 2022

God

Moto Moto

Yes, he likes em chunky

Moto Moto is a God, He likes em chunky.

I think Moto Moto likes you

by Thanos March 4, 2019