floacist

A word describe a lyricist that combines elements of rap and poetry.

Check out the song "Floetic" by Floetry.

by ?uestionmark December 8, 2004

floaty

Someone who thinks they're a roadie but has no idea how to handle equipment, so they just stand there and watch the real roadies and maybe move a few cymbals and cords to try to look important.

Someone get this fucking floaty out of here before he breaks a drum or something.

by hellahecka July 12, 2005

Floaf

The beer gut on a woman. The large bulging mass in the vaginal area of older obese women. Also known as a front loaf, gunt, ponch, or front butt.

Check out her floaf. Its like her ass is in the front.

by Joe Campbell August 29, 2007

floaten

Being high off weed. Comes From Felony Flats in Portland,Oregon

That weed got me floaten kid

by lewy May 13, 2005

Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.

Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.

by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009

floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.

Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.

by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009

Floatdeep

The act of assuming the role as the best, the most successful, the greatest of all time.

The epitome of greatness.

I am floating deep right now.
Gonna floatdeep all over these kids.
Floating so deep david attenborough is jealous.
Do me a favour floatdeep on .....

by fdforlife September 22, 2011