flashy-thing

(verb/noun) AKA a neuralizer or having one used on you. Fictional gadget from the Men in Black movie that erases a person's memory and allows the wielder to replace it with spoken instructions similar to post-hypnotic suggestions.

Past tense: flashy-thinged

Jay: Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.
Jay: I ain't playing with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.

by Plenipotentiary May 18, 2016

flashover

n. the moment a conversation becomes real and alive, which occurs when a spark of trust shorts out the delicate circuits you keep insulated under layers of irony, momentarily grounding the static emotional charge you’ve built up through decades of friction with the world.

Person one: I noticed you struck up quite an animated conversation with Bon Jovi last night!

Person two: Yes, it was a genuine flashover!

by Cortotto December 5, 2016

flasterbag

Stupid, lonely, friend that doesn't do anything.

He is just a flasterbag since he doesn't reply to my text messages.

by BLAHBLAHBLACKSHEEP1234 January 27, 2017

flash art

The pre-drawn tattoo ideas hanging, on the walls of a tattoo parlor when you walk in.

Man 1: hey dude, i don't what i wanna get for my next tattoo.

Man 2: It's okay the place on 48th and 9th has some dope flash art.

by Berkeley Blue April 4, 2017

Flass

The way that flabby person on the block goes off on you for the littlest thing, shaking their head back and forth, getting all up in your face and pointing their grimy fingers right at you as they proceed to spit on your face by yelling; their sass is just as extra as their flab

Guy1: "so I was in McDonald's and this woman was standing there for a good 5 minutes trying to make up her mind. I knew what I wanted so I walked in front of her to order when they said 'next please'. Then that bitch proceeded to go off, getting red in the face and making me smell her nasty ass breath. She caused a huge scene over a simple mistake."
Guy2: "Well bro, be happy you made it out alive cause that bitch could have suffocated you with her flass."

by Tayray467 May 31, 2018

flassgun

a guy who's obsessed with themselves and likes to buy expensive things.

i heard jerry bought a hundred-thousand $ cake. He also said he's the best 10 times today.
Yeah, he's a real flassgun.

by Your personal gibberish swears September 9, 2018

Flasumo

It’s the right given to high school students, that says that if the don’t want to dance a certain style of dancing, they don’t to do it.

Teacher: you have to do it
Student: but I have flasumo
Teacher: oh, okay then

by Anna Millen January 12, 2019