fiddy cent

to make yourself available to be shot craploads of times for no reason other than being a stupid porch monkey

Hey Yo, that guy is a great fiddy cent

by Eminem March 22, 2005

fiddy cent

fifty cents, two quarters, half a dollar

i need fifty cents for a wowy pop

by english speaker October 19, 2003

FIDY

fuck the industry do it yourself

the bouncing souls did it FIDY when they made their own record label

by Jazz April 22, 2005

Hot Irish Fiddle

A term used when a partner's genitals and/or mouth are...uninhabitable, and the guy needs an alternative area of the body to put his penis into. It's name is derived from the time to time occasion of the partner touching cheek to shoulder, creating ample pressure for the act.

"Yea, she has herpes everywhere, so she gave me a hot Irish fiddle instead."

by psychobeachparty October 20, 2008

Fidelity.

1. strict observance of promises, duties, etc: a servant's fidelity.

> conjugal faithfulness.
> adherence to fact or detail.

The speech was transcribed with great fidelity.
Fidelity to one's country.

by Isis M. [crayola®] May 19, 2007

fiddling the ferret

To masturbate. To stroke one's own penis. To jerk off.

After Sara turned out to be a bitch and he realized Heather was a gold-digging whore, Al stayed home, glumly fiddling the ferret to porn he found on imagefap.

by Blenderhead91 September 7, 2010

fidget

Fidget = Female Midget
Usually used for a woman that is short, but not really a midget.

"I only date tall men."
"What? But you're a fidget!"

by blobbs_burgers December 13, 2012