Hulk feet

When someone has some huge freaking feet

OH MY GOD, Don't step on me with those Hulk Feet

by GODISHERE July 25, 2014

feet potato

Fat feet, that don't move. Fat gross feet.

You have feet potatos.

by Wigglypigglytiggly January 7, 2017

Feet Shoes

Realistic rubber cover, that looks like a foot. Typically for people with prosthetic legs.

Nick lost both his legs and got prosthetic ones. The upside is, he has some pretty sweet Feet Shoes.

by Kreatureistic June 14, 2019

Spatula feet

The sound your dog makes with its long nails walking on tile, or some hard flooring.

Kaluha, please stop walking around with your spatula feet,I’m trying to sleep!

by Sirhubert December 13, 2019

Pregnant feet

Prison slang for a male showering with no footwear on, exposing himself to the masturbatory loads left behind from prior inmates.

I told the new inmate that he better wear flip flops in the shower to avoid getting pregnant feet, since everyone jerks off in there.

by Throtul December 17, 2019

father on the feet

(n.) a girl who wears dad shoes.

Fathers on the feet have multiplied since Balenciaga's White Sneakers became trendy in 2017. Also called "Walkathon Patriarchs" because they empower the patriarchy's aesthetics "one step at a time."

Did u see Rebecca's outfit? Absolute father on the feet.

by nolandc September 26, 2019

retarded in the feet

Retarded in the feet means when ur soo retarded ur feet become retarded

Ur soo retarded in the feet

by Albertian January 6, 2018