fact .vs. fiction

(A specific type dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding): when an intelligent person, maybe a lawyer by trade, become so corrupt, that by genetic consequence their bone marrow becomes corrupt, and as a result they can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth even in their own speech

asking Hilary Clinton to explain the fact .vs. fiction dichotomy is like asking a goldfish why said goldfish breathes with gills underwater; its absolutely meaningless because the goldfish wouldn't be able to understand my question and Hilary Clinton wouldn't know how to stop lying.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2016

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Facts

To agree with someone.

Austin: That movie last night was so lit.
Eric: That's facts bro.

Austin: You can't lie, our school is pretty waste.
Eric: Straight facts man.

by Mathew Lda November 29, 2016

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Fact sandwich

An opinion build up out of a fact, opinion, fact.
An opinionated sentence disguised as a fact to make it sound more believable

That politician is using a fact sandwich in his presentation

by ThomasTheTeacher November 9, 2015

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A fact is the piece of skin between your fuck hole and your muck hole, and if you break it you're in deep shit. And thats a fact

Big Kenny was pounding his bitch so hard that he busted her fact! Now they're in deep shit

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something that is true, supported by facts and unchangeable.

Jim: Question, what kind of bear is best?

Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim: Fact, bears eat beets.
Dwight: uh-

Jim: Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

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