Pink-eyed moon

a horrifying variation of a moon where the butt cheeks are pulled away, exposing the "pink-eye" anus.

when my room-mate started cussing me out, I dropped my pants and gave him the "pink-eyed moon"

by mrwebsterman July 29, 2011

blue eyed toad

A privileged pampered man who uses his family name as a crutch.

RFK Jr uses his family name & legacy to get votes. He's a blue eyed toad

by Social prescriber May 9, 2023

Starry-eyed waif

Used to define a woman one would easily conquer with pretty stories about childhood and shit.

"My mother used to listen to songs and I kept a tape of them all when she died. I intend to drown you in these pretty stories so I can slip in yo pants later."

"I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succomb to your pelvic sorcery!"
Proceeds to cut his throat.

by Dedzi June 2, 2023

Green Eyed People

The most PRETENTIOUS bitches to ever exist.

“Actually green eyed people have super secret NIGHT VISION wooshwoosh*” -booger eyed person

by anonymous May 24, 2023

bung-eyed chloe

Short chunky whale with a lazy eye (bung eye)
uses Dior savage
Pegs Joel and makes him her bitch

Fuck, there's a tsunami. Bung-eyed Chloe must be nearby.

by ooooooof boi January 22, 2023

bug eyed bitch

a person whos eyes are so big they have x ray vision. you usually say this as an insult if the bug eyed person is being mean. U only give this insult to those who really deserve it.

example: Victoria: U look like a real bug eyed bitch today! ur eyes eyes are so big they look like there gunna fall out
Aidan: oh my god!why would u say that

by Ratworms October 8, 2021

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016