eye for an eye

if a girl decides to squirt on you, you have the right to squirt back.

once i was eating out my girl and when she climaxed she ended up spilling out her juices all over my face nearly blinding me. Then I looked at her and said, "eye for an eye right?"

by asdflkjdfjoefj July 24, 2007

eye-sex

When you stare at someone for a really long time, in a unsettling way

Chris Carrabba from Dashboard Confessional has eye-sex with his fans during concerts

by H_K July 2, 2007

Eye-Humper

A person who Eye-Humps others. Is often also a Butter Golem or otherwise resembles a living, drooling mass of pizza dough. Eye-Humpers usually develop eyestrain due to all the eye-humping they do, forcing them to wear inch-thick glasses, which unfortunately only serves to enhance the creepyness of the Eye-Humper.

The term "Eye-Hump" originates from an episode of Family Guy in which Peter Griffin complains that "every guy in the room is eye-humping my wife." The term "Eye-Humper" was first used by either me or one of my friends in reference to pasty mass of flesh who eye-humped me throughout my Junior year of High School. "The Eye-Humper" is used as a suffix after the given name or nickname. "Elmo the Eye-Humper," for example.

Elmo the Eye-Humper used to eye-hump me back to the stone age in Junior Year. It only stopped when my friend mentioned it in an essay he read to the entire class.

by Jack D. Ripper August 16, 2004

eye pimping on da booty

staring at a girls body or booty

I saw him eye pimping on da booty all night!

by Rachael February 23, 2005

Eye-Buster

This term is used to describe the quality of Meth. The better the quality the more it will make your eyes water after snorting a big fat line.

Dude, this Meth is really an Eye-Buster.

by Mojo maniac August 18, 2008

eye shadow

The word used to describe bruising around the eye caused by a fist fight or other such violent act.

Jim- whats with the eyeshadow?
John- got into a fight last night with clinton

by cutebunnygirl December 1, 2004

Eye Spiders

When one finds that they have something in their eye that is not a visible problem. Usually feels like an insect or fuzz.

*Klair rubs eye*
Grandpa: 'What's wrong?'
Klair: Nothin, somethings in my eye.'
Grandpa: What is it?
Klair: I dunno...Probably those dang Eye Spiders.

by Booboopuppyandkittydoitsideways May 29, 2007