emily

A nickname for a slut.

She slept with Mark, AND Terrance? She is such an Emily

by HaveaBowlMRsquidward March 22, 2017

Emology

The study of the Emo culture.
Usually people majoring in this field will find emo hair very attractive and have the urge to pet it.

Alex: Whoa! Look at that guy's emo hair!!
Gracie: It's so pretty! We should pet it!
Karen: *runs up and asks if we can pet his hair*
Heather: *writes down in Emology book*

by graciegarcia March 2, 2008

Emily

A complete and utter idiot... in a loveable way.
Often has a strange infatuations with virtual characters, such as those from animes and games, or over actors, especially Benedict Cumberbatch and David Tennant, who she wishes to give a hug.
Often creates odd words.
Adores cheese.
Sees fruit as her children.
Very funny.
A fabulous friend :)

Emily: *falls over*
People: lol Emily lol

Emily: I am going to marry Professor Layton.
Person: Good luck with that...

Emily: I want to do strange things to Benedict Cumberbatch's cheekbones.
Person: Hmm...

Emily: If you could choose any celebrity to give a hug, who would it be?
Person: Hmm, well I think I'd-
Emily: Ok idgaf but I'd hug Davey T and Benny C

Emily: SHRIMPDICKFUCKNUGGET!

Person: What are you looking forward to, Emily?
Emily: Well, I'm excited for this weekend. I have five different types of cheese in my fridge.
Person: ...

Person: Was your teenage pregnancy hard? I heard you gave birth on a bus...
Emily: It was chill, I ate my baby straight after #keenkid

Emily: Eyyyyyyyy

Person 1: Emily is so weird
Person 2: But we all love her!

by R2Meep2 October 17, 2014

Emology

The study of emo culture- people, music, fashion, etcetera.

I majored in psychology and minored in emology.

by Ryan LaHiff August 3, 2007

Emily Young

A hyper-active or annoying creature, can be clumsy and irriatating and also rather messy. Usually found in small nests or tree houses high up above mountains to protect their pale skin from the hot sun.

(Almost extinct)

Oh look it's an Emily Young, quickly, take a photograph-they're nearly extinct!

by Booogaloos August 25, 2010

Derek and Emily

The perfect couple. Emily is the one who makes Derek who he is. She's the best thing to ever happen to him. She strives him to be better. In spite of all their fights, they will always love each other. When guided apart, they will find their way back to one another. They're perfect for each other. As long as they're together & love each other, everything will work out great. Also Emily is the amazing & beautiful one in the relationship. She's beyond perfect in Dereks eyes. And one day, he's going to marry her.

Derek and Emily will last forever and there isn't a person in this world that can tear them apart.

by DerekLovesEmilyForever November 1, 2013

Emily

The biggest hoe in existence.

Person one: hey you see Emily over there?
Person two: yeah, I heard she got back with chad 4 times this month

by ThiccYoda January 5, 2020