Elvis

Poo with an interesting texture

Today i did an elvis

by pelvs§ March 25, 2017

Elviana

Is when your arsehole explodes like a rocket due to diarreah and your stool spreads across the whole bathroom.

I just did an elviana, it was great but it hurt.

by Max Günther Max H May 1, 2017

elvis

Verb: To destroy a device out of anger, usually with a firearm.

Elvis Presley was known to shoot his TV when he saw something horrendous.

"I was watching the news the other day; I nearly Elvised my TV!"

by dhpbear August 11, 2017

elvis sideburns

Back in the 70's, hairy twats were the in thing. When at the beach, a hot chick in a bikini with much pubic hairs coming out of the bikini bottom. Just like the big elvis sideburns Fat Elvis rocked with.

Hey ,let's go to Heath Beach and have a few brews and dubies. We can check out the hot chick's with elvis sideburns.

Or

Best part of an Italian girl friend is showing of her elvis sideburns at the beach.

by Double D in Detroit October 30, 2017

elisabeth furman

Elisabeth furman is a very nice and funny girl when she wants to be; she never does though. Most of the time she can be found hanging around a karate studio yelling at kids, or at school, yelling at kids. When not yelling at defenseless kids, she spends her spare time beating up adults in light contact sparring, which as you can imaging, isn't as "light" as they say. Even though I don't know very well how she spends the other parts of her life, I'm pretty sure she's either a demon on 'roids or a cyborg hell-bent on killing all humans.

"Have you seen Beth today?"
"No"
"Good, she's scarier than usual"
"How, is that possible?"
"It's Elisabeth Furman, she gets scarier everyday."

by Vaulkner May 30, 2018

eléisa

Eléisa (ee-lay-saw) written in Celtic, loosely translates to Alicia (a-lee-sha) Eléisa is a beautiful person inside and out, she posseses beauty, brains and a fine body. She loves to seduce others and also loves to flirt, it's in her nature. She is without a doubt great in bed. She is the life of the party, she loves life and is very courageous and friendly, loved by all. She is very popular on social media and out of social media. She always wants attention and your time. She is easy to love, she gets along well with others. She loves to cook and is the perfect type for you to take home to your mother. Her glowing smile and beautiful eyes can seduce anyone. She is a winner. She is diligent. Anyone would be lucky to say that they know an Eléisa.

Person 1: Hey! Did you see Eléisa today?
Person 2: Yeah I did! She smiled at me and I just melted.

by All_the_good_ones_are_taken June 23, 2018

Elvis Hick

Elvis is the hottest guy you know, you want home to call you for a midnight booty call. You sit there waiting for a text from him but then you realise your not getting one, you realise every conversation you had with Him you started and you get super jealous when you se he is following other girls but you still want home to pick you up and kiss you. Ahhhh he’s just so dreamy

Ooo Elvis hick is so fucking hit

by Gossip.girl.come.and.get.it June 28, 2019