John and Edward

John and Edward are contestants in the 2009 Series of X Factor. They are often booed by the audience because they "Cannot sing" and always avoid the final 2. Their mentor is Louis Walsh, who put them into the final for publicity, and, because they are Irish. A lot of people throughout the country hate the duo, but no matter how much people hate them, they are still getting votes. If they win the competition, Simon Cowell will leave the country.

Teenage girl: Jesus Christ not these again! I want a hot group not these Irish jokers!

Guy: Oh my god who are these idiots? Oh wait, John and Edward! I'm sorry guys, i thought it was someone else! You're awesome! *Gets hit in face by girlfriend*

by GimpyWimpy November 1, 2009

Eduardo

Eduardo is a very fun person. He is always there to joke and talk with. He is weird, but not in a bad way. Eduardo is also an amazing yodeler. He is smart and driven and definitely not boring. Eduardo can draw really well on the computer and write awesome stories out of weird prompts. Do not pass up an opportunity to be friends with an Eduardo, like if you sit next to him in class for a year and don't talk to him. He will not disappoint.

That Eduardo is such a fine yodeler. Man, I wish he was my yodeling partner.

by Tia Jemima July 24, 2017

After Edward Syndrome

The depression during the period after a fanatic of the Twilight saga finishes the final book, Breaking Dawn. Is characterized by a sense of sadness and anger that there is no more Edward Cullen to be had.

Lauren: "Danielle seems pretty sad lately, don't you think?"

JoJo: "She just finished Breaking Dawn. I think she has After Edward syndrome."

by MrsEdwardCullen March 29, 2009

Edward Cullen

A creepy pedophile who preys on younger girls who have man voices.
Evidence:
Edward is very old, in his hundreds yet likes a 17 year old
Pretends to be high school student
Watches said manly girl in their sleep

Is gay, VERY gay

Edward Cullen *watching Bella sleep*
"I'm a creepy pedophile"

by fruit-loops October 24, 2009

Hot Eduardo

When a person covers their face with saran wrap and lets another person shit on their face.

I let Phil give me a Hot Eduardo, it felt really warm and good.. so i let him do me.

by insane in the membrane April 25, 2004

Edward Cullen

ok wow I got shown the link to this and at first i found it hillerious.

Then it continues and I must say is quite depressing seriously you women need a life.

I must say this just so that you might move on Edward Cullen doesnt exist and the actual human form will never like you lol.

Why would he????

Get a life people

Edward Cullen = Stupid 14 year old girls retarted

by Edward Cullen gay April 1, 2009

Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder

Being completely obsessed with Edward Cullen and the Twilight Saga.

My friend Jayne has Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder. She does nothing but talk about Edward Cullen

by CodyThePony November 23, 2009