not even lying

Normally I would lie about this. But in this special situation I’m telling the truth.

“I’m not even lying right now, I stole this from my teacher”

by jostytosty August 23, 2022

even

opposite of odd

10 is an even number

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 20, 2022

dont even joke lad

dont even

bro: wanna hear a joke

me: dont even joke lad

by femboy fucker123 August 7, 2025

Even

He is the smartest guy in the house and he is the best friend you have and he is cool.

Omg Even is comming!

by Urban Bictionary September 13, 2021

economic evener

when the government increases and fades out your nine different types of intelligence to keep the economy even.

The economic evener had the major cities be comprised of about the same amount of people working in certain professions.

by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020

even-triggered

someone who is reserved on the trigger

you'r low on ammo, be even-triggered and pick the most impotent targets.

by suguvAkuma April 11, 2017

Even

An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.

Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)

Even, my dad, went to the store to get milk.

by TheDictionaryDog372 June 19, 2022