douche moment

when a 'friend' displays immaturity through a pay-out or put down, usually a completely random insult to achieve sadistic pleasure such as facebook 'likes'. only a real douche bag of a guy would randomly pay-out another. this cannot be titled to a true friend, as no true friend would do it. several things can happen before a douche moment; his mum could be selling herself, his girlfriend on pms, feeling unloved or sad with being a failure.

Alex: "hey i heard Daniel's being a real ass to Sam"
Joe: "yeah did you see what Daniel wrote on his wall?"
Alex: "yeah that was a real douche moment"

by imagit July 3, 2012

Douchebaggage

When your ex is a complete douche and they keep coming back trying to worm their way into your life after you've dumped them for their repeated douchebaggery; They try to prohibit you from moving on to a better relationship with a non-douche.

They tend to pop up just as you seem to be moving on. They are hard to get rid of.

I need to get rid of this douchebaggage before I agree to date someone new.

by Valfral March 22, 2013

douchebagical

Adjective

1. Used to describe a young adult male so astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces that it must be the result of magic.

2. Much rarer, used to describe a young adult male who is astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces, who also happens to be a trained Magician.

magical douche bag

Douche bag + Magical = douchebagical

Q:Remember that English guy stumbling along the Canal in Amsterdam, yelling and spitting and throwing his empty beer bottle into the water?

Reply: Yeah, he thought very highly of himself.

He was such a douche.

He was douchebagical.

by The Cherry King May 9, 2013

douchebaggio

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, usually a restaurant manager, he'll schmooze people he deems he can gain from and be a motherfucker to his workers. Probably has genital warts.

"So work was going fine, right up til Steve showed up treating everyone like shit, he's such a douchebaggio!"

by Philllipp McCracken October 28, 2013

douche stick

The name for electronic cigarettes and/or vape smoking devices. Mainly named this because people who smoke them are total douche bags.

Dude, don't smoke that douche stick around me.

Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!

by TheRealReal March 14, 2014

douchebag pushups

Pushups that are done rapidly and in bad form while waiting for a group exercise class to start. They are mainly performed by men trying to impress girls in the class.

That guy in the back is making a fool of himself by doing all those douchebag pushups before yoga class starts.

by PoolPartyVato April 11, 2014

douche-a vu

a. Having a sudden sensation, upon meeting an incredibly douchey person, of feeling a rift in space-time, whilst thinking you've met this person before.

b. An obnoxious individual who seems to cheaply imitate the swag of someone you know.

Jenn: (whispers) Doesn't this guy remind of Bobby?

Trish: (whispers back) Yeah, I'm totally having douche-a vu right now.

Jenn: Me too!

by Hey Geez December 5, 2014