madame tussauds dummy 

Queens guard.

Looks like a madame tussauds dummy.

madame tussauds dummy by AnonDoxy February 12, 2019

Strum the dummy 

To slam the ham or beat the meat; to masturbate with one's trouser worm.

Jeffrey is upstairs trying to strum the dummy, while the rest of us are trying to play hide the kielbasa in the family room.

Strum the dummy by Unlearned Hand July 24, 2019

On your dummy head 

A term used when your are dealing with incompetent people.

Also when you get a kill or block in volleyball

Julie said “on your dummy head” when she got a kill and won the game.

On your dummy head by Dummyheads December 17, 2019

Dumb Dumb Dummy 

A sarcastic way of telling someone that something they did was idiotic.

If he hadn’t been trying to jump over the fire naked and drunk, he would have gotten burned. He’s a Dumb Dumb Dummy. - Aimy

Dumb Dumb Dummy by Real Superman April 5, 2020

Dumb Dumb Dummy 

A sarcastic way of telling someone that something they did was idiotic.

If he hadn’t been trying to jump over the fire naked and drunk, he would have gotten burned. He’s a Dumb Dumb Dummy. - Aimy

Dumb Dumb Dummy by Real Superman April 5, 2020

up the dummy 

When an inmate pulls his penis out for a female staff member.

Hey Sarge, dude on 5 galley up the dummy on the nurse again.

up the dummy by Lt Gray K3-34 May 19, 2020

Crash Text Dummy 

One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.

I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!

Crash Text Dummy by Zombies8MyNeighbors July 4, 2021