King of the Douches, the biggest douche in all of the land. Every time he tries to talk a giant stream of douchewater squirts out. These douche squirts are often accompanied by his lies. Things like "I love you.", "Sex can wait.", and "I value you as a human being." It is important that you do not fall victim to any of these lies, or he will hit it, quit it, and toss you to the curb. And you will be yet another victim of his awe-inspiring douchedom. Douche Douchington is a rare species of Douchebag, which does not require food, but instead, requires hours and hours of the universal douchebag passtime, Call of Duty. In fact, the only thing he loves more than pussy is, indeed, his x-box. If it were at all humanly possible, he would stick his dirty dick into the x-box slot and fuck it's brains out. The Duke of Doucheville is a jack of many trades, and his varied talents include: playing Rock Band, playing paintball, playing Guitar Hero, lying to women, living with his parents, and not having a job. It is suggested that you avoid Douche Douchington at ALL TIMES. Men who are exposed to him often contract the Douche Disease, a highly common, seemingly incurable illness which will turn you into a walking, breathing pussy washer. Women who are exposed are generally not susceptible to this disease, but must ensure that they protect themselves from the other awful viruses, such as AIDS, crabs, and jock itch, which may be contracted when in his douchey presence.
by fuckyouryan March 24, 2010
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When a girl's ass is so flat that it looks as if to be a continuation from her back, straight to her thighs. When the back pockets of her jeans are touching. A.K.A. completely lacking booty.
Damn dude, that girl got a Sloope Duke. Her as is so flat, when she lay's on a table, her entire backside touches.
Where is her ass? Its GONE!!
Where is her ass? Its GONE!!
by The Booty Spectator January 27, 2010
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Heather Duke is a character in the 1989 movie Heathers and the 2014 musical Heathers. She is often seen as a jerk, but in reality was just an insecure kid who was done with being emotionally abused and manipulated by those around her.
Person #1: Omg Heather Duke is the worst character
Person #2: um didn’t JD like kill people?
Person #1: yeah but he had morals at least
Person #2: girl wtf
Person #2: um didn’t JD like kill people?
Person #1: yeah but he had morals at least
Person #2: girl wtf
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Get the Heather Duke mug.A David Bowie stage character. An alter-ego perhaps. The Thin White Duke was the face of the 1976 'Station to Station' album. Bowie described the Duke as 'A very Aryan fascist type - a would-be romantic with no emotions at all'. The Duke was also Bowie's last stage character, but easily one of the meanest. The Thin White Duke was full of hatred but sang about love and fire. Songs of passion. He had curtained-style flame-coloured hair, was extremely pale, and enjoyed wearing black and white, business neutrals.
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