Sniffing Duck

When, after taking a dump, the person using the toilet sniffs his horrid crap to stall when a person is waiting for them to finish up

Oh man! I really needed to use that stall but that guy pooping was such a sniffing duck to me!

by idkwutmynameis April 06, 2011

Duck you

When autocorrect decides to mess with you so it changes fuck to duck

"Duck you autocorrect"

by Hobi's bitch August 26, 2020

fudge duck

The filling in or replacing of swear words with nonsensical phrases

That's a lot of fudge ducking pizza you got there

by MM.Haybails August 26, 2015

Duck Division

the duck division is a bunch of douche-bags that think they own newgrounds. they are often referred to as DD for short.

They spam it with their crap.
recently they have been submitting a video of terrorists cutting another guys head off - a lot of blood!

A: hey did you hear about that crappy submission on newgrounds about that guy getting his head cut off?

B: yeah

A:guess who submitted it

B: the duck division

A: yeah

by andale524 August 27, 2009

sinus duck

when your sinuses rupture after ingesting something highly acidic, like orange juice or lemonade.

a: oh damn, i’m a total sinus duck right now
b: no one cares dina.

by ray22 September 25, 2012

Duck Whipping

A noun and verb very similar to the act of Dick Whipping, Duck Whipping is a drunken party favorite among a geeky and nostalgic audience.

All you need is a drunk friend (consciousness is optional), a friend with a big ole dick, and the Duck Tales theme song. Simply play the theme song and at every "Duck Tales, woo ooh!" Slap the drunken friend back and forth across the face with the dick. Timing it so it hits on the "Woo ooh!" is the goal.

Dan is out like a light, time for some Duck Whipping.

Man she got Duck Whipped good, Woo ooh!

by Seibatooth October 05, 2014

duck Skirt

A very short skirt, really close to the crotch.

A duck skirt is a skirt so short you can almost see her quack.

by MetalGuru February 11, 2007