doodoodial

1. To make phone calls while taking a poop.

Shaun thinking to himself: Man I gotta poop.
-- Shaun sits on his toilet and begins to poop
-- Shaun grabs his cell phone from his pocket and dials Rudy

Shaun: Hey Rudy, what's up?
Rudy: Am I on speaker phone? I'm hearing echos.
Shaun with tension in his voice: No.
Rudy: Damnit Shaun! Did you doodoodial me again?!?!
Shaun: You know I need you to talk me through these situations.
Rudy: I'm hanging up. Call me when you're finished.
Shaun: C'mon dude! I'll give you a courtesy flush.....

by Dr[Shaun] July 8, 2007

Mountain doo-doo

When you drink a large amount of Mountain Dew, and subsequently have diarrhea. Preferably, on a mountain.

"The deer were totally checking out my mountain doo-doo."

by jimmyjimjamboree April 19, 2010

doodoopaste

1 Fecal material, especially when soft or with the consistency of peanut butter.

2 Exclamatory phrase similar in usage to shit

3 Any other substance similar in appearance or consistency to definition 1.

1 I can feel the doodoopaste coming on... gonna have to go to the bathroom in a minute

2 Oh, doodoopaste!

3 That burrito's full of doodoopaste

by The damn co-op December 5, 2004

Doo-Doo Ass

Basically used to describe a thing that is over hyped and is actually not that awesome.

Fortnite is doo-doo ass.

by AssasinHumper June 9, 2020

doodoofart

a nice way of saying “piece of shit” or “dumbass”

“Your a little doodoofart”
“My teacher is such a doodoofart”

by bruh.dude April 16, 2020

doodlosis

An imaginary disease I created out of pure boredom. It spreads quickly and is quite fatal.

(Symptoms include excessive doodling, random outbursts, jellybean cravings, bizarre obsessions, talking in rhymes, and or.. dancing uncontrollably.)

There is no antidote and the infected will die in 3 weeks..., if they haven't already collapsed from dancing.

"Why are you dancing???" "um.. umm... OMG JUSTIN BIEBER!!!" "Well that's bizarre,, Oh shit. You have doodlosis." :O

by lolicakes August 14, 2010

Doodooanity

A new religion brought to earth to ensure the Survival of the Feces and bring about a New World Odor.

The only commandment is to replace (in all languages) the words "God" and "Love" with "Doodoo".

The problems of the world are caused by words. Look at the Middle East, Ireland, etc. -- they're all fighting about "God". When they realize they're fighting over "Doodoo", they'll start giggling uncontrollably and drop their AK-47s.

Similarly, remember how O.J. "loved" Nicole? People get so bent out of shape about "love". If John told Susie, "Oh how I doodoo thee, let me count the ways," then none of the inevitable consequent agony would arise, and John and Susie would go on to live normal, happy lives.

(Note that Doodoo refers to the spiritual, while Peepee refers to the mundane.)

(from the Holy Book "Doodooronomy"):
1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.
2. Then shit happened.
3. Then we got the spoon. ...

by The Poop November 25, 2004