Donk whopper

A person, usually unemployed and on drugs, who plays or promotes donk, that causes drama, mainly on social media

Oh fuck me you seen that status martin has wrote on Facebook, what a first class donk Whopper

by Donk king August 22, 2023

Xif-Donks

One who says "Shut the fuck up" quite often. Also hates the word "Imagine".

Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"
Alex: "Quit being such a Xif-Donks"
Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"

by WalterTechTips May 18, 2020

Donk

A poop.

A singular turd.

Fecal matter.

Also the noise a cowbell makes.

Me: “EVERYBODY RUN I GOTTA DONK!!”
Me: *strikes the cowbell* *donk*

by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018

donking

when 2 people slap their dicks together making a loud noise.

me and my friend were Donking yesterday

by dickey higgens June 11, 2024

zeb donk

a child that is only happy whilst in a door bouncer

Fred: look at her bouncing
George: What a zeb donk!

by glitter junkiee May 7, 2009

hit the donks

Leave the room slowly and quietly or make huge scene

I hit the donks running up and down the football feild

by Bacon Pickles July 14, 2018

DONKed

to DONK, DONKing

(verb)
To deny so adamantly that one does it three consecutive times.

Immediately a rooster crowed and Peter remembered what he had been told,

“Before the rooster crows you will have DONKed me.”

(NUDT - The New Urban Dictionary Translation)

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns October 1, 2019