fiddle-dong

A masturbation technique where you grab the mushroom head with one hand while playing the side like a fiddle with the other

Alex set around the campfire and mastered his fiddle-dong technique .

by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017

dong sizer

An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.

Nason: I bet that guy has a tiny dong.

Steve: if only we had a dong sizer to be sure.

by Chester Pern July 2, 2011

Dong Mitten

Another word for vagina

Kevin wanted to get his dong in Ashley's dong mitten

by Ashleykme December 30, 2008

dong wipe

a female (or male) commonly known as 'the village bike' in which men wipe their willys (dongs) on when they feel the need for an itch or rub.

guy one: hey did you see clarrissa last night kissing all those boys?

guy two: yeah that clarrissa, such a dong wipe

by pelican clip board February 9, 2010

dong Kong

A sexual act where you are to eat panda express off of each other from top to bottom until you reach the vagina/penis.

I took my bae on a trip to DONG KONG last night, bruh.

by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

Dong-hyuk

A fat asian kid who enjoys the taste of his own ball grease. A dong-hyuk will trade his entire life for a pack of korean gum and will happily trade that gum for friendship. Dong hyuk is the human representation of a beta male and will happily snake you for a bowl of rice

“Did you see that kid giving people gum”?”
“Yes! Hes giving them gum as a trade offer to be his friend”

“Damn, what a dong-hyuk!”

by __Mosey__ March 18, 2021

dong bait

A hot girl, a sexy bitch. Often used as a term of endearment between two hot, sexy bitches.

Hey dong bait, did you get my message?

by CosmicSpinner November 2, 2019