Decksheimer

Massive German BRUTE that can rip head from shoulders. Most famous for the ass kicking he bestowed on Chuck Norris.

Dechsheimer once was a simple man, before he fell nuclear reactor in Germany. From this grew a massive brute who had untold powers. Chuck Norris once tried to stop Decksheimer but had his ass ripped, chewed, digested, shit-out, and finally put back on. Decksheimer once went to the Virgin Islands, there no long known as the "Virgin" Islands

by InsainDeck December 14, 2010

Dickscrepancy

When a man has very big hands, very big feet or is big and tall but his pinis is very small.

So you know Dave... well i hate to break it to you but the guy has a major dickscrepancy

by Lilonelu November 21, 2011

Dickschnarp

(dick-sh-narp): the act of blocking one bro's view of a hot dame.

"Dude, you walked in the way of me seeing dat sweet ass, you fucking dickschnarp

by chetts@Bport August 27, 2013

Dickshackled

another term for cock block

"Oh man, My little sister just dickshackled me. I swear I would have banged the chick I've invited by now if it wasn't for her checking up on me all the time."

by Kheoz December 28, 2013

dicksappointed

to be disappointed in the size of a lover's penis.

Susie was dicksappointed by Johnny's member.

by the real cool dude March 29, 2016

Dickscription

1) When you are recommended yams to slay by a third party.

2) When she is enthralled by the girth but cannot manage to describe it using her words.

Heidi gave Will and I a dickscription.

by Dr Velociraptor September 22, 2016

Dickshit

A secretion coming from a man's penis which is clumpy, brown, and usually very dry.

"Fuck, you just got your Dickshit down my leg."

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016