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Two-handed-pants-dive

an intense act of masturbation. Masturbating with two hands and your pants on
"Man, I'm so horny right now i need to take a Two-handed-pants-dive
by WBW May 18, 2006
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Awkward turtle dive

Like the awkward turtle , but used when the situation is made even more awkward by further input either by yourself or someone else in the conversaton.

You make the same turtle hand formation as before, but make your hand turtle take a dive.
Bill: (jokingly says) Hey, don't give me herpes!
Jill: I can't give you herpes unless they flare up
Bill: ....*Awkward turtle*
Jack: (truthfully says) I have herpes too, and no it can't be spread unless you have visible sores
Bill: .....*Awkward turtle dive*
by Patty Pat Pat July 23, 2008
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he is the coolest friend you can have as he always have your side. he is so good looking and likes to be kind with everyone . he is my buddy , kind but rarely angry as frick . he is the best person to be on your side . and will always help you . he can make almost everyone happy . he is so beautiful .
hi i am divyesh
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Diverser

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Employment in government and large corporations is diverser than ever.
by keyline February 21, 2013
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Divett

Divett is a word that means anything that is sexual. This word was made by the gang that originated from east side Virginia called the CATS. Divett also originates from the xbox legend with the xbox gamertag of Divett hes is a amazing person that is funny, Cool, has more swag then louis and most of all has a Ron Jeremy sized penis
Example:
Boy1: Omg, that girl is so Divetting Divett (Fucking hot)
Boy2: Ikr i would Divett (Fuck her) her
Boy3: Yup
Both Boy1 and 2: No, Divett (Fag) you're such a Divett (Chode)
by Divett January 9, 2014
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diversitile

Means to adjust to any situation or any culture change and adapt to it in a timely but productive manner
I’m a black guy listening to country music so therefore I’m diversitile
by Black with sense December 7, 2017
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scruff dive

Giving head and munching a mans private area.
Jill: Did you give him head last night?
Tim: No, I am NOT a scruff diver!
Jill: A scruff diver?
Tim: It is the gay version of muff diving!
Jill: That's what she said...
by Twin5098 March 22, 2008
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