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Left Dick Sag Disorder

a wise man who has never been in a realtionship dick´s sag to right. as soon as a onse wise man gets into a realtionship he is then prompted with the thought ¨man this nigga better not fuck me over gang¨. well guess what g, the nigga fucked you over💀. now the unhappy man´s dick now is sagging to the LEFT as the nigga didnt treat him RIGHT.

awareness must be created, never let a nigga fuck you over left dick sag disorder is a 100% common side affect of getting into a realtionship. be careful out there you never know who gon fuk u over next. ¨the most poisonous people come disguised as friends or family¨-a wise nigga
man this bitch finna get me Left Dick Sag Disorder.. I better hop outa this jawn.
by white boy conner May 18, 2022
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apple jesus banana disorder

Apple Jesus Banana Disorder is a disorder that makes you hallucinate about apples and bananas, and the only cure is Jesus.
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Adjustment Disorder

Adjustment disorder is somewhat related to Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and is often argued over whether or not it should even be a diagnosis of its own. There are three different types of Adjustment disorder. Adjustment Disorder with Depressed Mood, Adjustment Disorder with Anxiety, and Adjustment Disorder with Depressed Mood and Anxiety. I have the latter. People with Adjustment disorder have symptoms of PTSD, but the stressor is usually not something huge, so people with Adjustment Disorder get traumatized at things that aren't exactly very traumatizing. The different types of Adjustment Disorder are for the different ways patients react to their stressor.
I got Adjustment Disorder with Depressed Mood and Anxiety after being sexually assaulted by someone three times my age.
by silent screamer. January 26, 2011
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Obsessive Phone Disorder

AKA OPD

To constantly have one's phone in hand. Whether it is for work, personal organization, entertainment, or research, the phone is always being used.

OPD is most typically seen with excessive iPhone use but can be any device that is used more than 60% of the time.
He suffers from a serious case of Obsessive Phone Disorder. I can only remember one time when he didn't have his phone in his hand.
by Montizzl3 July 13, 2010
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1. a disorder commonly seen in girls with boyfriends

2. a disorder commonly seen in women (although it does appear in men) where someone constantly texts their partner when they are not together and gives their partner no free time.

3. a disorder where the individual forces their partner to see them from 6:00am through midnight.

4. a disorder where the affected individual's partner never sees any of his friends
basically every Facebook page that has to do with relationships. Many blond girls have it. She comes over every day and one day you want to go play basketball with your friends and she starts crying. That would be Obsessive relationship disorder
by someone udderly generic December 18, 2010
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Kenny Loggins Disorder

The sudden onset of singing Footloose in a public place
I have Kenny Loggins disorder " 7/11 Cashier " whats that ? " Me ' Its the wanting to just start singing Footloose..Ive had it since 2004
by FSH12 May 20, 2011
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