ink dick

When a retarded guy puts his dick in a printer and gets inked

yo man that idiot Peter loves getting ink dicked

by chinaman1111 February 29, 2012

inflated dick

A dick that sticks up

The boy' had an inflated dick

when he saw her,and she said tap her ass

by Secretive Alex(my bae) January 3, 2017

International to cut mens dick day

April 19th is the International to cut mens dick day

Men suck except for fictional men periodt.

Person 1:Hey it's april 19th!Do you know what it means

Person 2:INTERNATIONAL TO CUT MENS DICK DAY!!

by De Nicki Minaj March 28, 2021

Indian rope dick

The friction burn from masturbating too often. Similar to the two handed rotational rubbing of someones arm... indian rope burn.

Sheila pounded my dick so much last night Ive got Indian rope dick now.

by bkking33 August 2, 2019

inner dick

It's like a belly button, where your dick should be, but at the very back of the "hole", there is a penis head. Ask Demiror Himself or Dr. Manny for further info.

"Demiror has an inner dick."

by Boomersthename February 28, 2015

inner dick cramp

When you pee so quickly that the you get cramp below your dick where two ball connect.

*releasing the gate
*water come out
*faster than you expected
*balls tighten
*inner dick cramp

by mjhn.no.swag May 22, 2016

inch-dick

To move slow as fuck; to accomplish almost nothing

This traffic is bullshit, I've been inch-dicking it the whole way to work today...

by StumbOz March 23, 2017