decaffeinated prostitution

When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.

"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”

by Ms. Elizabeth Price February 21, 2018

Decarize

A mix of decorating and accessorize

You need to Decarize your outfit.

by ibaltousillo May 15, 2018

Decaying Moose

An older woman who dislikes children and in return verbally disciplined them with crude insults

She’s a Decaying Moose - Moose Bag!

by Mrs.Moose July 28, 2018

Decapt

This an amazing and the coolest guy on earth it brought out from the and captain

Decapt is a goal

by Damilare August 20, 2018

decarnivestor

noun

a person who eats and buys vegetarian in order to resist financially supporting the meat industry.

After learning that factory farms were responsible for a large percentage of environmental damage, I decided to become a decarnivestor.

by Crimson Goods November 25, 2018

Decapitivititation

The action where you get your genitalia cut or sliced off.

A married man has sex or rapes a woman, he is punished by Decapitivititation; getting his penis, and balls cut off

by ThatWhiteGuy23223 December 4, 2018

Decaloriezed

If you don't get enough calories a day

Watch out so you don't get decaloriezed

by Eksede December 5, 2018