double hanger disaster

What occurs when, in a hopeful but failed attempt at increasing closet space, one puts multiple pieces of clothing on a single hanger. Then, when the doomed time to get dressed comes along, one ends up tangling tank top straps and wrinkling cotton while desperately trying to get only one item of clothing off the hanger. They all end up on the floor. You then have 3 options.

1. Buy more hangers.

2. Buy more closets.

3. Screw it. Buy more clothes and leave them where you goddamn please.

Hmmm, I think I'll wear my blue top. Just have to...uh...put this sleeve under that one...and...okay...no...this isn't working. ARGH! Oh fuck it, I'm going to be late. Damn double hanger disaster. "dumps clothes on floor and grabs desired item of clothing" I'll just put the rest in the hamper and pretend it's all dirty.

by whyyesidorandomlybuyguitars September 5, 2009

Double Clincher

When your stuck in that awkward situation of puckering your asshole because it itches and you don't wanna scratch it for fear of stink finger, and your holding your buttcheeks together cause you also have to take a shit. hence clinching both.

I was sitting at work assisting a customer and i had to shit and my asshole itched. so i had to deal with the double clincher cause i didn't wanna dig in my ass at work.

by swiftverbicide2 December 16, 2009

Double D-feated

When you get turned down by a chick with big tits.

Joe tried to hit up the chick at the bar with the huge chesticles, but when she found out he's an "artist", he got totally double d-feated.

by BehindtheHype October 2, 2009

Double T-ing

When male twins take part in a sexual activity together.It has to be only with the two hence "Double".The "T" doesn't mean twin, but taboo.Also know as T&T-ing.The term has been used toward Brother-Sister twins relationship,But is wrong.It could also be used for males with a Bromance who treat each other as brothers.

I went into their room and Jacob and Jack were Double T-ing.

by Cosplayteam37 March 10, 2010

double hulix

A couple that spends all their time intertwined and cuddling while watching Hulu or Netflix.

Matt and Rachel and such a double hulix, neither one was left the bed since they started watching "Party Down."

by sotruesotrue April 22, 2011

double indemnity

the ONE movie you want to be buried with.

nev: hey rob, what's your double indemnity?
rob: hmmm - tough one - i think ozu's 1953 "tokyo story"

by nebiru100 December 28, 2011

double pizda

a rare female that has two pussies

pizda derived from the russian word

hater: you're a pizda
me: well you're a double pizda bitch

by madmofo September 28, 2013