A jerkoff who has no redeeming value left at all.
An asshole who has surpassed all the limits of assholery.
A douchebag who has sunk to lowest level of douchebaggery.
A lowlife who richly deserves a severe ass beating for soiling the planet with his existance.
An asshole who has surpassed all the limits of assholery.
A douchebag who has sunk to lowest level of douchebaggery.
A lowlife who richly deserves a severe ass beating for soiling the planet with his existance.
by jsd9632 April 20, 2012
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Mark the new CEO came in and gave the all-hands meeting a company overview. Unfortunately it was just a bunch of Corporate Douchebag Speak. He's off to Hawaii while I'm pulling OT.
by GodzilllavsMothra February 22, 2014
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It's that thing of when you use your man piece as a weapon, and dispatch enemies with excessive ejaculatory force.
Did you guys just see that? Danny killed that man with his Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast!
by Sonix June 23, 2014
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Anakin Skywalker: My powers have doubled since the last time we met, count
Count Dooku: Good, twice the pride, double the fall
Count Dooku: Good, twice the pride, double the fall
by ROTSFAN September 4, 2020
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LandyCakes: Yeah man, all six goals were sick. Ronaldo is a god amongst men. And its about time Benzema showed up to a game.
LandyCakes: Yeah man, all six goals were sick. Ronaldo is a god amongst men. And its about time Benzema showed up to a game.
by BarcaSucks December 24, 2010
Get the double hatty mug.Usually a young man from the Northern East Coast area. Always has a "wing man" (also a Gym Douche). They usually wear Air Jordan shoes & basketball shorts, and baggy shirts with the entire sides cut out. Also sporting their fresh Blow Out haircut. They make copious amounts of noise and hit on the local gym girls. They also believe that they own portions of the gym and have certain rights that "Regular Members" don't have.
Regular Member: "Hey man are you using these 20lb weights?"
Gym Douche: "Yeah I have two more sets."
Regular Member: " Ok. What about those 25's right next to you that you aren't using?"
Gym Douche: "Naw man I'm using those too."
Regular Member: Sighs under breath "What a douche!"
Gym Douche: "Yeah I have two more sets."
Regular Member: " Ok. What about those 25's right next to you that you aren't using?"
Gym Douche: "Naw man I'm using those too."
Regular Member: Sighs under breath "What a douche!"
by Kahjitte January 21, 2012
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Double C- Street name for Colonial Club brand vodka, which can be purchased at various super markets for under $7.00 per gallon.
Upon combining these two seemingly normal beverages, a scrumptious elixir of life is born, bringing joy to cheap teenagers across the nation.
Double C- Street name for Colonial Club brand vodka, which can be purchased at various super markets for under $7.00 per gallon.
Upon combining these two seemingly normal beverages, a scrumptious elixir of life is born, bringing joy to cheap teenagers across the nation.
Slick was goin' hyphy on Nestea and the Double C last night; he ghost rode his whip while bending the block!
by Mike Okslong May 14, 2008
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