Lay on the floor with dogs

Reference made to positioning one's self around an unsavory or seedy character that may eventually lead to harm.

If my Daddy knew that I hung out with Ralph he would have surely told me, "Son, if you continue to lay on the floor with dogs, you're gonna get fleas. It's just a matter of time!"

by PTL May 28, 2006

Dongster Monster

Dongster Monster- Is used to describe an extremely large scary penis..

She screamed as soon as I pulled my man out.....She said I had a Dongster Monster!!

by Dwalk9 November 23, 2010

Dogs and horses

When you talk utter bollocks, that makes no sense too the person you are talking to.

"Hey, I love God!"
"woaahhh! You talk dogs and horses!"

by The almighty clown man May 15, 2009

Dogsack

a word used to offend people... usually used to get looks such as 'wtf' and 'your weird man'

person 1: *catches the ball*
person 2: "throw it here mate"
person 1: *throws to person 3
person 2: "YOU DOGSACK!"
person 1: "wtf man"
person 3: "what a crap comeback"

by Joker02 September 7, 2009

cheese dogs

tight pants on a man i.e. crotch huggers

wrangler jeans,western style men clothing, biker shorts (which are just wrong on men).

by Cacee July 29, 2005

Who let the dogs in?

A saying that might be used upon entering an establishment and discovering that the majority of people in said establishment are ugly.

or

When a bunch of people start fighting and or going crazy.

(Upon entering their neighborhood sports pub)
Mike: 10 cent wings and dollar drafts, all game, Jo-Jo!
Joe: Let's do this!
(Mike and Joe walk through the front door)
Mike: Damn, who let the dogs in?
Joe: What the f*ck?
Mike: There's never any good looking chicks here.
Joe: Nope.
Mike: 10 cent wings and dollar drafts, all game, Jo-Jo!
Joe: Here we go!

by pawntrepreneur January 13, 2011

release the dogs

When you reach the peak of sexual exitement, and you let out your baby yogurt.

That stupid haxmonkey camron cant even release the dogs!

by chupomigrandepetos March 5, 2011