dong wipe

a female (or male) commonly known as 'the village bike' in which men wipe their willys (dongs) on when they feel the need for an itch or rub.
guy one: hey did you see clarrissa last night kissing all those boys?

guy two: yeah that clarrissa, such a dong wipe
by pelican clip board February 08, 2010
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fiddle-dong

A masturbation technique where you grab the mushroom head with one hand while playing the side like a fiddle with the other
Alex set around the campfire and mastered his fiddle-dong technique .
by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017
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female dong

Pretty common in Thailand, it's a Big surprise for certain tourists (specially from the U.S.), some people enjoy female dongs.
"I thought she was a woman but she had a dong"
"His wife has a bigger female dong than him"
" you see that dancer? Ask her about her female dong"
by omniscientbanana January 25, 2015
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dong sizer

An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.
Nason: I bet that guy has a tiny dong.

Steve: if only we had a dong sizer to be sure.
by Chester Pern July 01, 2011
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dong bait

A hot girl, a sexy bitch. Often used as a term of endearment between two hot, sexy bitches.
Hey dong bait, did you get my message?
by CosmicSpinner November 03, 2019
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Dong Mitten

Kevin wanted to get his dong in Ashley's dong mitten
by Ashleykme December 30, 2008
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