The Daily Show

The greatest television satire on American politics and the mass media.

The Daily Show is a very witty and informative show. Go buy the book!

by 0M3N September 27, 2004

daisy

tall af chic with glasses who still can't see

Daisy weird

by waterdrinker23 September 21, 2018

Daisy

She is hella funny. She can Never move on for a boy that is in 6th she is nice and she think she is ugly and people say She’s Beautiful !

Daisy

by Yisabel June 1, 2019

daily dose of autism

The one thing you crave before you can start your day. That being a moment of pure stupidity usually coming from a friend.

Friend: dude are you okay
Me: no i haven't had my daily dose of autism

by karentookthevegetables June 28, 2019

Man Dairy

Man Dairy = another form for the word semen, cum, or jizz. (a viscid whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands)

She seemed like a small town farm girl... so I gave her my Man Dairy

by TheStein1016 September 11, 2009

daisy chain

A knot often used for storing rope on a sailboat consisting of many slipknots tied on top of each other. This knot is usefull because it makes the rope small but can but untied instantly.

"Arr, put a daisy chain on that rope before I keel haul you."

by Will May 13, 2005

dairy fairy

a gay person who likes to look at girls boobs because there are either huge or just entertaining.

dairy because milk comes out of a girls boob when they have a baby and fairy because its a gay guy.
in honor of cooper

person 1" what are you looking at?"
person 2" her big boobs"
person 1"but your gay"
person 2" so?"
person 1" your a dairy fairy"

by miss violet October 29, 2006