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coyote drag off

Waking up the next morning after a night of heavy drinking and finding yourself next to a woman so ugly you would rather chew your arm off than wake her up
Dude looked like shit the morning after that coyote drag off
Bitch across the bar would be one hell of a coyote drag off
by Adam_J September 28, 2006
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cooter cleaner

A more fun of saying douche bag. A form of cleaning twat.
by Serio Tadlock December 9, 2008
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Cooterpack

A woman wearing a fanny pack backwards, causing her to look ridiculous and possibly older than her actual age.
Look dis' woman wear'n damn cooterpack, don't she know she lookin' like a fool?
by outshimed July 4, 2007
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coyote hugger

a person who thinks coyotes have 'rights' to be wandering the streets of suburban neighborhoods and killing pets
Huntington Beach is losing all its pets to coyotes who are hunting dinner in the suburbs. The angry pet owners want the city to cull the herd before they injure or kill a child, but the coyote huggers think coyotes have the right to hunt in our yards because "they were here first" and "we took their land."
by Miss Placed July 7, 2015
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Cooterism

To assault or attack ones cooter.
That girl is such a bitch I’m going to commit Cooterism
by PineTree_30 April 17, 2019
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Cooter Tooter

When a girl farts and it doesn’t come out the ass and travels out the vagina
My fart couldn’t escape my ass so I had a cooter tooter
by Bigsweet April 22, 2020
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Cooterisms

A disability that makes the victim have little intelligence and act similar to Cooter The Scooter. This can include actions like mistaking Lamborghinis for cheese wedges, eating cold raviolis with one's hands, thinking that Vaccines cause Autism and intentionally rusting metals and cutting brakes on vehicles. It can also be associated with all-around “Redneck” acts like having a vehicle that is in bad condition, that is unnecessary loud or Big and driving recklessly.
This guy has Cooterisms
I feel like I have severe Cooterisms
You have a lot of Cooterisms
by Cooter the Scooter August 4, 2020
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