cuntagon

A group of people who all act like cunts. It can be as many or little people as required, however they must all be identified as cunts.

James: "Hey who are those on the corner?"
Brad: "Oh them? That's the cuntagon"

Bob: "Welcome to the Cuntagon"

by EppingForest July 26, 2011

cunt struck

Adj. (Australian vulg.) A short term psychological condition where a male will willingly forego social opportunities with other males (watching sport, drinking etc.) in order to enjoy sexual relations with a new female lover.

Where's Harry? I thought he wouldn't miss this (sporting event) for the world!

Nah mate, it's not surprising, he's totally cunt struck. He hasn't left the house for a week. Her name's Briony. Nice tits.

No shit?

Yeah.

by Luke Atkinson & THE GHOSTWRITER May 5, 2006

cuntsnip

a person of low morale fibre, generally having 0% respect for the fairer sex.

a cuntsnip can refer to all of the following ; someone who is prone to shouting "Eeeeeeehhhhhhhhh" when he gets drunk, who will then shout abuse at Italian Burger Vans, and throw windscreen wipers at the windscreen of said burger vans. someone who will turn up at a nuclear site for work, while still half cut from the night before. someone who gets so drunk from a staff night out, they end up either sleeping in a shop doorway or sleeping in their office and then vomitting onto the carpet, and then proceeds in the morning to use a vaccum cleaner to suck it all up. someone who excels at wrecking university disabled toilets on a regular basis and films it occasionally. needs to originate from cornwall and currently live in oxford. someone who when pressed for an answer, will just shout "Naaaaaaaggghhhhhh". can also refer to most lorry drivers who work for biffa.

by scotty001 July 30, 2008

Cuntstatic

A feeling of absolute euphoria induced by the over abundance of snatch, shaved, wet, hairy, loose, tight or otherwise. This virtual smorgasbord of twat tends to overload the senses and cloud judgement. Such a meat-curtain extravaganza is truly noteworthy and only a word such as "cuntstatic" will do it justice.

Dude, I can't believe I accidentally walked in on the filming of "Pound My Shaved Pussy" #18, while in South Padre over spring break! I was cuntstatic when the girls asked me to join in on the next scene!

by Masta Z September 6, 2013

Cuntstagram

A female who creates an instagram account to post bitchy pictures showing everyone what a cunt she is.

Cuntisha just created a cuntstagram account

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cunt's Tender

1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.

So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.

"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."

by Skinbro December 9, 2008

cunt-nipple

Slang for the Clitoris

...and as the passion consumed them his hands searched eagerly for her cunt-nipple.

by Gummer May 7, 2008