cuntsnip

a person of low morale fibre, generally having 0% respect for the fairer sex.

a cuntsnip can refer to all of the following ; someone who is prone to shouting "Eeeeeeehhhhhhhhh" when he gets drunk, who will then shout abuse at Italian Burger Vans, and throw windscreen wipers at the windscreen of said burger vans. someone who will turn up at a nuclear site for work, while still half cut from the night before. someone who gets so drunk from a staff night out, they end up either sleeping in a shop doorway or sleeping in their office and then vomitting onto the carpet, and then proceeds in the morning to use a vaccum cleaner to suck it all up. someone who excels at wrecking university disabled toilets on a regular basis and films it occasionally. needs to originate from cornwall and currently live in oxford. someone who when pressed for an answer, will just shout "Naaaaaaaggghhhhhh". can also refer to most lorry drivers who work for biffa.

by scotty001 July 30, 2008

cuntship

The commiserating camaraderie of cunts that develops when two or more angry women (possibly going through their midlife crises) justify the destruction of their lives and the lives of everyone within their suicide-bomber blast radius.

A cuntly relation or intimacy.

Cuntly feeling or disposition.

An evil bond formed by commiserating, angry, men-hating cunts.

My ex-wife formed a cuntship with her bookclub girlfriends after reading Eat, Pray, Love.

He could sense their cuntship through her narrowly disguised smile.

by Leejay Whitesnapper May 8, 2014

cuntstipated

Verb: cuntstipate
1. cause to be cuntstipated

Adjective: cuntstipated
1. have difficult, incomplete or infrequent access to female genitals

Stan: Hey Greg, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Greg: Dunno numbnuts, why?
Stan: I have been a bit cuntstipated lately. I was thinking I might try and bum a shag off her.

by Scobar September 22, 2005

Cuntstipated

Emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in 1 day!!

Fuk me, i feel so cuntstipated today....

by DnBDuBzJunky November 10, 2018

cuntsipping

When you're out at a bar and one of your friends decides he's going to drink in the slow lane all night.

We all were ready to party except for Dave who was cuntsipping his Coors Light all night.

by Seminole93 July 26, 2015

Cuntstipated

A dating dry-spell. Not having the pleasures of the company of a woman in a very long time.

Gary: "When was the last time you got laid?"
Jeff: Dude, I've been cuntstipated for 4 months now."

by Dante S. February 19, 2007

Cuntstipated

(noun) - When a bitch or cunt is out of character by being nice.

Suzie is being really nice, maybe she's changed.

No she didn't she's just cuntstipated.

by DAVnCHAINS December 8, 2010