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muffin cruncher

The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)
"I heard he likes it rough."

"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"
by Jake Barney May 16, 2006
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CHUNCH

CHUNCH is an adjective used to describe power or intensity. One definition I've heard described CHUNCH as being "like a shotgun shell fired from a handgun".
That was CHUNCH!
by Mother Chuncher November 4, 2011
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vajayjay crunch

When a woman's pants are so tight that the actually fabric comes into their vagina; a vaginal wedgie; AKA camel toe.
Irene: Man! I was experiencing a total vajayjay crunch yesterday when i squeezed into my little sister's pants.
by thisismygoddamnpseudonym July 20, 2010
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Cruncheazy

To heat up the end of a wire hanger with a lighter and press it down on your hoe's thigh when she gets out of line.

This method is preferable to smackin' yo hoe or smackin' dat bitch because it will cause a great deal of pain while keeping the cosmetic damage at a minimum, keeping the interest of your clientele at a maximum.
1- "Yo, I caught Destiny suckin off a whole coonacopia fo free so I grabbed my lighter and cruncheazied that hoe so bad on the inside of her leg that she had to keep workin cuz she couldn't close that shit."

2- Crunchy?

1- Naw Nigga, Cruncheazy!
by Cruncheazyathleatics December 14, 2009
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arse cruncher

when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.
god that was an arse cruncher
by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004
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Crunchatize Me Captain

The phrase for requesting that an uncircumcised man peels back his hood and slaps you in the face with his smagma covered wiener.
"Derek, crunchatize me captain!"

"Last night I got crunchatized by the captain!"
by Evana, J-dawg, Casper, Grimmer September 30, 2011
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concheta

Conglomeration of slang Spanish known as Tex-Mex. A woman who a man can confide in. A woman to side with him anytime day or night. A confidant. Most often this word represents that of a good wife. But it can be used even if the trustworthy lady and fellow are not joined by marriage.

2. a gangsta hot Mexican mama not afraid to represent her familia
My concheta dressed up to serve me an awesome meal and talk about her interesting day.
Ayyyy, this concheta ain't gonna be putting up with that nonsense fool!
by rubberchicken8 May 5, 2007
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