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Commitment Chicken

You know the cat and mouse game of people trying to decide on when and where to meet, yet wont make any commitments to specifics unless you throw out a time. Yet you know if you do they're going to just say they aren't available but maybe later.
Rhymes with Adam: Is anyone planning on being around tomorrow?
Dr. Orpheus: let's say yes. if there's not normal activity i can come in. was planning to at some point
Smartass Bear: What time of day are we talking about?
Rhymes with Adam: What time are you available?
Smartass Bear: Magic 8 ball says I'm not waking up before noon. So 4pm and on maybe.

....crickets

So that's what Commitment Chicken is...
by Smartass Bear May 1, 2020
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Crombite

“Ow! My ass!”
Are you feeling crombite”
“Yeah?”
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Committed the drisis

A person who used to be average that turned into a man that has a creepy mustache and resembles drisis
John:That guy committed the drisis!
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Committing Evil for Evils Sake

Committing Evil for Evils Sake - the Satanic way
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commitment's

commitment's in your relationship your girlfriends waiting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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committed to the bitch

When you say something mean that you regret but you double down because you can't unsay it.
"I couldn't believe what I had just said, but I threw out another insult for good measure because I was already committed to the bitch."
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commit not die

telling someone to not die because you romantically love them so much.
by unteched March 20, 2021
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