Cum Cooking

The joyful art of cooking with semen. Semen has been added to food for years but it was perfected by Paul Photenhauer in Natural Harvest in 2008.

Thank you dear, I loved your Cum Cooking! Can I please get some Creamy Cum Crepes for dessert?

by Gagner February 8, 2013

Cooking

To cook something, make it hot for a while. Then it's cooked. It's a doddle. I was amazed too when I found out how simple cooking is.

*no example present*

by Anony! November 24, 2004

cooking

when someone can party so hard without passing out

A: "you not cooking?!?!?!"
B: "yea dude"
C: "wah wah wah wah wah wah"

by jordan dean June 5, 2005

Cooking

Smoking kush, or doing well in something most likely with the boys

We were cooking last night.
Did you cook last night?
The boys are cooking

We cooked them

^ means we destroyed another team or something

by Vandooocooked February 24, 2017

Choking

When you finesse, or stylishly wear an article of clothing, particularly shoes.

"Deadass my nigga, you choking the fuck outta them shoes."

by Trinidadflame January 3, 2017

Dane Cooking

Watching Dane Cook's stand-up routine, or reciting lines from the routine.

Sam:"Karen is always a bag of douche!!"
Chris: "And Mass starts at what....a quarter of five in the morning? But, you had to get good seats."
Sam: Well, it was nice Dane Cooking with you, but I gotta go.

by Katie A W November 9, 2008

cooking

How a white boy describes somthin that's sty-fel-in

"that chick is cookING man!"

by THE bomb July 2, 2003